I wish to break my parents very old tv. It has been holding up so well and i want to force them to get a new tv. I have to watch this tv so i want a new one. I would want a way that will make it look like old age.

>> An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
>> part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
>> "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
>>
>> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and
>> gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>>
>> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it’s
>> like this – first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
>> With my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my 85 year old wife
>> for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still
>> nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with
>> her teeth out, still nothing.
>>
>> We even called up Arleen, the old lady next door and she tried too,
>> first With both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it
>> between her knees, but still nothing.
>>
>> The shocked doctor said! "You asked your neighbor?"
>>
>> The old man replied, "Yep!! Us oldsters did all the things we could
>> think of and still, none of us could open that darn jar."

I need information about gunpowder during the old age and during the renaissance. Thank you in advance.

Is personal savings the most effective way to prepare for old age or there are other better ways?

If you were to die in old age that mean your death is not because of illness, correct? So what is the “main reason” that kills you? What kind of organ failure? For example, heart or lung failure? Or shortness of breath?

Yes, this is awfully disturbing.

Some people die at a young age without warning despite they’re healthy. And other people can be frequent smokers and still live to be quite old. How could this be?

For example, some person who is a smoker can be alive at age of 90. However, other people who are healthy and don’t smoke can die at a young age perhaps 35 due to some cancerous tumor.

How do old age homes benefit the economy of a country?
i’m working on a debate in favour of old age homes and so i wanted to get as many points in favour of old age homes in a society as possible. Alsi if u can, do mention other benefits like social ones.

I have a pet RAt and she hasnt been very active lately. She just lays their instead of exploring as she used too. Shes about 2 or 3 years old and shes not eating a whole lot either. How can you tell if its just a cold or if shes just dying of old age?

you see how mice are eaten from snakes, deers from lions, etc.. is there any animal that can’t be eaten or dont have a predator? and usually dies from old age?

People in old age homes can play cards
McCain cannot shuffle, or hold a hard of cards.

McCain can not raise his hand to shout "bingo"

McCain can’t sing along with the sign group because he forgets the words to "this land is your land"

McCain has a daily supply of medications which include 75% more medication than the average 70 year old.

I know that that is a morbild question to some people, but old age and death are inevitable. It’s always wise to prepare ahead of time so as to not create a great burdend at the worse time.

What planning guide lines would you recommend?

I assist people in overcoming drug and alcohol problems, have some good friends and other positive things. But I am lacking in cash, and I am worried about old age! What can you suggest?

I was just wondering how you can tell if your rat died of old age or of something else after the age of one.

My mother needs help, but it breaks my heart to put her in an old age home with so many patients suffering under demence. I can’t do it.
I’m not able to care for her at my home for various reasons. Assisted living is fine, but she needs more help then that.
She’s too fit for an old age home, and too feeble for assisted living. Help! What else is there?

This week i will be volunteering at a old-age home to get my volunteer hours for school. I was just wondering what things i could talk about or do with them. (they will be about 70-95 yrs old) do they like to read? or play board games or something? ideas……
thanks so much!

One of my sims just died of old age, and I wanted to know, if I used that phone aspiration reward to call the grim reaper, would my sims be younger, or come back as an elder again? I’d rather him be an elder lol. Thanks in advance!

Some of us thought of starting this new year by spending some time with the people living in an old age home and by giving some gifts to them.We are confused of which gifts would best suit them ? We’ve talked to one of the home’s authorities and they said they have books and clothes with them.
So any suggestions on this ?
Sweaters is one choice that we have.

I just KNOW i will. I really want to live until i get old because i want to be able to watch my grandchildren grow and such, but that probably won’t happen. Dying in accidents and by cancer and such, it has to happen to somebody, so why not me? Why do i expect to live on?

I think i’ll probably either die in a car crash of some sort or by cancer (both parents had it and one died of it)

So yeah, what’s the likelyhood of dying before old age?

My dog is 16 yeard old and is constantly eating and drinking. Is this what dogs do at old age?

What is the difference between hip dysplasia, arthritis, and just old age in dogs. I have a 10 year old rotwieller. Believe it or not. Sometimes when he gets up from laying he seems stiff. After he walks around it goes away. He can still jump off the couch and go after the ball or rope easily though. He only does that about twice a week though because his puppy energy is long gone.lol

Anyway what’s the difference between just old age and something else?

if nothing ate/burned/did anything to plants except it had water sunlight and soil, would it still die of old age?

I have always wondered what chances my kids, my family and I have of living to see old age. Does anyone have an accurate figure?

i want to make an old age home for aging people in Jaipur, Rajasthan, India. In this i want to ensure that those living here should have safety, comfort and tension free life. While the city must consider this home as an asset rather then burden. It should be self sutainable

What is the youngest age a 20 year old can date, also what is the oldest age a 20 year old can date?